Teacher And Student

Teacher : Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Student : You told me to do it without using tables...
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Two students were fighting at the school... A teacher ask one of them..

Teacher: Why are you fighting?

Student : This fool left the answer sheet blank...

Teacher: So what?

Student: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied...