Careful What You Ask For

One day a man spotted a magic lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.

"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said,
"I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever
succeeded at or has ever even dared try."

"Poof!" said the genie.

"You're a housewife."

Moral of the story.. Think twice what you ask for...