Father

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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When friend replaced with father:

AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.