Working Jokes

Lawyer & Client

A new client meets a famous lawyer.

Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!
Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?
Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question?
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Interview
Interviewer: What's your qualification?
Applicant : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : What do u mean by Ph.d?
Applicant : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .
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Ditective

A young man on an interview for the post detective.

Interviewer : Who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Young man : Thank you sir for giving me the job, I will start investigating.......
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Dentist & Patient

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $99.
Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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